Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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