in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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