i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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