Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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