I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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