Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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