C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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