I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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