not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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