Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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