He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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