i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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