In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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