Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
4 words: hood of his car
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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