Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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