no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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