please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
