Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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