is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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