My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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