Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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