I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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