scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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