She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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