you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he fucked my hip out of place.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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