dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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