p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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