how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
