We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Your penis caused this!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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