Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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