This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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