stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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