Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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