Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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