I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
