He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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