I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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