Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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