that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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