Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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