First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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