Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
farters have to be the big spoon...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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