she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
