im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So here I am, sexting at work.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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