Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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