I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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