So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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