Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
where am i from again
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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