I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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