Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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