He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i used baking grease as lip gloss
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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