I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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