so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Randomize
