he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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